I got this hilarious email from a phone sex wanker on my email yesterday:
How about a jack off session where you decide to let me nut, but with two conditions.
1. After I bust a nut I must eat my sperm for you.
And now the harder one.
2. Right before I nut, I will stick a sterile sewing needle directly into one of my testicles and then nut with the needle in it!!!
What do you think???
And so I answered him immediately after:
Are you going to do it on cam so I can watch?
Just as I figured he didn’t even answer – and I’ve given him 24 hours to do so.
WUSS.
OK so I don’t care if you want to do this sort of thing in fantasy. I have no problem with that. But please don’t write me an email like this one, expecting me to get all dithery and go eeew ewww ewww. I won’t.
I mean I’m not going to make anyone stick a needle in their testicles as some sort of bizarre cock and ball torture. I’m way too safety conscious for that. BUT – if this is something you do already and want me to watch, hells yeah, I’ll watch and I’ll take pictures, and if you don’t mind (I will ask your permission first) I’ll post them on my blog.
So please, don’t play “chicken” with me, dumbass. I’ll call your bluff every time. I like to watch.
Interested in a Sadistic Cock Tease Mistress? Then you should give me a call.
